“I’m fraise blonde”

Episode 3

A documentary crew are in the hospital, so everyone just has to act normally. Well there’s a first time for everything. Sue makes life hell for Joanna and Guy, while penniless Martin tries his hand at being a sperm donor.

Dr ‘Mac’ Macartney (Julian Rhind-Tutt)
Master of the witty-putdown, protector of the weak and owner of the quickest blade in theatre, Mac is king of the East Hampton jungle. With his flowing leonine hair, laidback attitude, and a throbbing beast between his legs, he’s the object of lust for Caroline and Sue, a guru for Martin, Guy’s greatest rival and Alan’s nemesis. At one point it looked like he was off to Sheffield with new girlfriend Lady Emily Brandenburg Concerto Von Posh, until a final throw of the dice by Caroline seemed to finally win Mac’s heart. What could possibly go wrong…

“Join me again next week on this episode of let’s make no fucking sense at all when I’ll be waxing an owl”

“What can I tell you? A few ground rules. No bombing, no running, no petting, no diving and no inflatables. In fact, probably best to leave all swimming related activities until later, this is after all an operating theatre”

“You put all these elements together and what have you got? Today potentially in this hospital a very tall genius, woman-of-the-people, uber-babe latino chick coming to work here”

“I’m fraise blonde”

“Come on guys, you know we don’t play British Bulldog in theatre”

Julian Rhind-Tutt has a number of television credits including The Rotter’s Club, Absolutely Fabulous and the critically-acclaimed Black Books. Additionally, he has appeared in films such as the multi-award winning The Madness of King George, Notting Hill and To Kill a King.