“She's my smoo too!”

Episode 4

Attractive single white Guy seeks accommodation, and a new member of staff upsets the apple cart (or whatever they use to transport patients these days.)

Dr Martin Dear – House Officer (Karl Theobald)
Bumbling and innocent, Martin failed his exams for a second time and remains the target of Guy’s ‘wit’. He spent most of the first series working up the courage to ask Caroline out, before blowing it by trying to play hard-to-get after buying her for £3000 in the slave auction. Ever impressionable, he was once convinced by Mac and Guy to drink some of Guy’s urine in an attempt to harness his pulling powers. Unfortunately it turned out to be ‘corpse juice’ from the path lab.

“Have you ever thought about having a sexy girlfriend who you'd sleep with?”

“Hello mum it’s me, Martin. Martin Dear, Martin, M-A-R-T-I-N… you know who it is”

“She's my smoo too!”

Karl Theobald first came to prominence as a stand-up comedian, starring in The Comedy Zone & Custard at the Edinburgh festival as well as hosting his own acclaimed Comedy Club; he was also part of the writing team on the BAFTA winning The Sketch Show. Since series 1 of Green Wing, Karl has starred in AD/BC, The Last Laugh, The Virgin Queen, the Channel 4 short film Buying Porn and feature film The Truth which was released across the UK in January 2006. His Radio 4 credits include The Last Days of Gordon Springer and Belfast Journeys.